Isaac: "Why you lookin' at me like that? Sup, sup!"
Isaac: "When you eat babies, you get smaller and smaller..."
Mom: "What does a duck say, Jude?"
Jude: "Duk"
Mom: "A duck says quack, quack!"
Isaac: "No. A duck says 'wak, wak.' Most of the time. How does a worm move?"
(Ben found $18 in a random place.)
Isaac: "Oh. You can get me bubble gum with those dollars!"
(Music playing.)
Isaac: "1, 2, 3, 4, I'm gon' count to 5 and you start shakin' your booty."
And last, but not least, today he said: "When is it gon' be Halloween?"
Mom: "In October."
Isaac: "In October? There's gon' be candy. And toilet paper."
I like 4 years old, too.